she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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