I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
