ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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