We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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