I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
