mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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