So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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