So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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