part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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