Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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