I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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