i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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