talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Say something about gay babies.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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