i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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