It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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