Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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