I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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