How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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