Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Mom said you looked used
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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