How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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