"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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