it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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