i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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