what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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