i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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