What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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