If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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