it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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