you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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