You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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