where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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