Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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