i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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