It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
