Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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