what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She bit a glass in half.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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