Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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