Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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