do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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