so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we're so committed to being not committed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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