3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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