I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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