I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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