It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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