I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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