To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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