It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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