I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
