That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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