I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
