She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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