You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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