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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?

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  Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...

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  your aware she lit herself on fire, right?

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