Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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