My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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