Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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