just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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