Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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