Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I need to calm my uterus...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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