why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Come on in and take your pants off
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