Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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